kanye approaches kim with a dozen roses. “no one man should have all these flowers” he says as he hands her one while keeping the other 11.
*takes a selfie*
in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”